How To Slow Down Time

Here are some methods of slowing it down:

The traditional way

1.Run really fast.

2. Keep doing it.

3. Just keep at it.

4. DON'T STOP OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Keep at it until the bullets I just shot at you slow down or become huffed.

The Surgeon Way

1. Have your father die when your a kid.

2. Have your cat be killed and throw yourself into emo suicidal rage.

3. Go to medical school.

4. Become an intern at some crappy hospital.

5. Become a resident at that same crapppy hospital.

6. Become a full-fledged surgeon.

7. Do some (barely) successful operations where the idiot nurse tells you stuff you learned on your first day of medical school.

8. Wail for the even more retarded nurse to come in.

9. Do a bad tumor excision and deny your nurses warnings of bad blood tests.

10. Get yelled at the next day for being a shitty doctor.

11. Be called in anyway for an emergency operation where the patient should be dead anyway if it wasn't for the fact that your taxi driver could turn you into a circle and send you to the hospital in .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... you get the point seconds.

12. Operate. When a laceration suddenly appears across the patients heart, yell the phrase "Don't die on me!!!" in a melo-dramatic manner. Make a pentagram sign in your head.

13. Congradulations! You slowed down time despite you're a fucking awful surgeon.

14. Get a lawyer 'cause your gonna get sued.